Now you can hang the King James Translation of The Holy Bible from your key chain and read it anywhere you please.

The style is churchly—black with gold lettering and a nice little cross— and it would make a great stocking stuffer for the pious in your life. A switch on the back of the book slides out to reveal—miraculously(??)—the USB interface plug (which won’t work with Macs or Windows 98. Steve Jobs obviously didn’t tithe this year). Plug it into your PC and you can look at all 66 books of the Bible. And for $29.99, it’s certainly a steal—er, wait.

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