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July 7th, 2006 at 12:50 pm

Shredder Pen for Teenagers

The young ladies are going to love this shredder pen that fits perfectly into Girl Tech’s Password Journal. There are so many secrets for the young fillies, and here’s a way to write them down and then shred them right up, Nixon-style. It’s downright therapeutic.

There’s also an FM radio inside with an attached earphone, so the snide little girls/women/bitches-in-
training can completely tune you out, you, like, non-listening, like, non-understanding parent, you know?

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