The Universal Bullshit Detector Watch does not actually detect falsehoods. We didn’t want to inconvenience the small percentage of readership that sometimes takes these trifles a tad too seriously.

This watch not only tells the time, but flashes, moos, and poops at the same time. This watch tells it like it is, where pressing a single button will express your feelings. Imagine people enquiring about the strange sounds that they hear, only to receive a retort from you that it is your B.S. detector hard at work. You can pick up the Universal Bullshit Detector Watch for $39.95 today. Only those with a healthy sense of humor need apply, while the rest of the tight-lipped population had better avoid this at all costs.

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