Made with both metric and imperial tick marks, the Inch Perfect vibrator lets you control exactly how deep your loving goes. There are two models, the nine-incher and the six-incher, and costs $28 and $19 respectively. (w/pic & video)

 

What’s the point of this? Understanding how people fit together has been a rather inexact science until now.  Or, well, perhaps you don’t want to use up too much, get accustomed to it, and subsequently leave your husband because he doesn’t measure up?

Crazy ad here.