Really hate your downstairs neighbors? This bed will be sure to make your bedroom romps more fun, noisy and obnoxious, ensuring that every time you pass your neighbors in the stairwell it’ll be increasingly awkward.
Are you thinking what I’m thinking? Yeah, there is only one thing that this bed would be good for. Well two if you count irritating your neighbors.
Each limited edition Spring Suspension Bed is hand made from recycled materials, so you can take comfort in the knowledge that your perverted in an eco-friendly way.