This Smoker’s Bib was apparently designed for senior citizens in an effort to keep things cleaner and to keep random fires from breaking out.

It’s $39.98 from Taylor Gifts. From the catalog:

Stop fumbled lit cigarettes and dropped lit ashes from burning holes in senior’s clothing. Flame retardent apron stretches across chairs armrest to prevent hot cigarette end from falling onto clothing or between you and the chair.

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