Sometimes a product comes along and bites you on the ass in such a way that you don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or take out a loan.
This gold-plated kitchen bitch — a snip at 1500 quid (that’s over $3,000, exchange-rate fans) is a live enzyme "nutrition extractor" that also works well at extracting money from your bank account and rationality from your person. It also turns the phrase "carat juice" from a spelling mistake into a sad yet viable proposition.
A word from a wise woman: only a tit would splash out $3K on something that ends up smeared in spinach juice. There is also a stainless steel version which will set you back £499 ($1,016). What a bargain!
[Be Vital via Gadget Goblin]
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