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DaVinci Speakers
November 27th, 2007 at 9:16 pm

Top 10 Epitaphs that Indicate Your Life was a Miserable Failure

If you worry about the value you are contributing to society, consider the epitaph that someone may write about you.  Here are ten that would indicate your life has been a miserable failure.

Top 10 Epitaphs that Indicate Your Life was a Miserable Failure

1.      Her narcolepsy was legendary
 

2.      He loved his porn

3.      Best smoker I ever knew

4.      Had the world’s best looking acne
 

5.      Watching the Titanic gave her hope that there may be a frozen dead guy in her future

6.      A truly great Amway salesman

7.      A very gifted whiner

8.      His rudeness made him a king among rude people

9.      Even the dog wouldn’t touch her underwear

10.  No pets would stay, no insects would fly near him, he had no friends.  He died alone.  Very, very alone.

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