This weeks amazing photos have something of a bizarre twist to them. Be sure to wait at least 60 minutes after eating so you don’t get laughing cramps.

John quickly learned that the cold water was nothing more than
a sinister plot to get him to stick his tongue on the frozen metal

In the Matrix, the most dangerous weapon of all, was the banana

The Judge was obviously not impressed with Carl’s version of "99 bottles of beer on the wall"
when he was up on DUI charges. As a consequence the Judge sentenced him to riding
on 99 bottles every day for 99 day to prove he was sober

Changing the drip pan on the hospital beds was a real bitch

Although they were over 60 years late, the Nazis finally discovered the secret Swiss outpost

They didn’t call him "Metric Max" for nothing

Deperation comes in all forms

Once again Superman, disguised as Clark Kent, tried to propose a toast, with disasterous results

Although never even considered to be an Olympic Sport, Henry felt
compelled to be the best-in-the-world bicycle acrobat

Never try to pick up a Muslim hooker. It could be a trap

Paranoid Bob was so concerned about someone seeing his cards that he invented a tiny, tiny deck of cards