If only she had paid attention to the sign…

…it was clearly marked

 

 

"I’m really hoping the bus isn’t too crowded today so I can read my newspaper"

 

The people in Miami were confused when the ghost ship arrived in port…
and even more confused when the snowballs started flying

 

The shirt copier was a nice added touch to the employee benefits program

 

 

 

 

Lenin:  The patron saint of head-on collisions

 

"Honey, why is it that the birds don’t seem to like the birdhouse anymore?"

The salesman at the dealership told them it was a five seater, but it just didn’t seem all that roomy

 

Using a Military high intensity laser satellite, the artist Christo frightened most of Europe
when he unleashed his latest creation

 

Little Calvin, the autistic savant wood chopper, finally mastered the "Rainman" system for stacking wood

 

This motherboard thing always seems to make more sense when I’m sitting down

 

Finally, an aircraft designed by the same people who brought you Mr Potato Head

 

The sculptors needed to look at the actual buildings when they were doing the carving
but had no clue how to transport it to the party

 

Little Jonny knew his smoke bomb prank had gone a little to far when he saw the city disappearing

 

Jin Lee never understood why the others kept calling her "boob brains"

 

 

Instead of a formal apology, the Russian Embassy sent this photo to indicate how sorry they were

 

 

One vote.  One critical decision.  You decide.

 

 

…and it seemed like such a good deal at the time.

 

 

 

 

5o years from now, few will remember what this thing symbolizes
but Ross was one guy who lived and died by his computer.  Now he’s the latter.

The local women’s ball-breaker club spent countless hours practicing their craft…

 

…most guys, however, never noticed.