Urgency! It’s a concept so few people grasp any more.

The following images are intended to insult your intelligence, again, and again, and again.

Okay, now what?

Peter was known for his unusual “second head” move, designed to distract his opponent

For Bouncer, learning to fly was easier than curbing his desire to fly through trees

Lester’s smoke-bombs-in-the-cannon prank left the rest of the troop rolling in laughter

Ear, meet Tattoo. Tattoo, this is your new friend, Ear

While the Sargent called it “playing catch”, the troops referred to it as “culling the herd”

A bird near the butt is worth two in the bush

Squirrel warriors are quickly gaining respect among people with nuts

Their official title was “Weed Czar” but they couldn’t help feeling silly

Mommy, can I play in there?

After the Russian military found out they no longer had money for guns,
their weekend training sessions took on a distinctly odd twist

Finally, we now know how they do this.