The chair’s attractiveness was obvious, but its ability to snuggle intimately around
body parts needing attention was its most endearing feature

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“…all I have to do is type in www.f-e-t-c-h.com and I can have a killer time”

 

 

 

Practicing for an upcoming role in the next X-Men movie, Jason became a
common fixture leaping between building tops in the neighborhood

 

 

 

The size of the pterodactyl was astonishing…

 

 

 

..but luckily none of the eggs were fertilized…

 

 

 

…but they did pose a significant traffic hazard

 

 

 

Being part of the army’s new “Bazooka’s on Bikes” squad was an honor, but they
soon found that medical insurance was necessary because of the 100% fatality rate

 

 

 

It was a day when the gravity was nearly perfect…

 

 

 

…but the seagulls kept colliding with random things in midair

 

 

 

The day later became known as the “day of the great blue meltdown”

 

 

 

Although not yet an Olympic sport, the Butler’s spent most of their days practicing

 

 

 

…but Harold and Julie Green next door preferred to
waste their hours doing finger soccer

 

 

 

Free with every box of Lucky Charms

 

 

 

What a great day for a drag!

 

 

 

Mr Potato Head was furious when he met his fruity cousin

 

 

 

Some phone calls just end badly

 

 

 

The Tennessee assassin squad was in full recruiting mode

 

 

 

Getting behind on their mortgage, the Hanson’s soon found their
heaven and moon being repossessed

 

 

 

Virginia, when abortion doesn’t work, try cannibalism