Even seven weeks later, Howard was cleaning mud out of orifices he never knew he had

Pay attention! These photos are the ones that will fill that giant void in your life. As we always say, “don’t avoid the void”. Sound advice if you ask me.

 

When I told you to balance your account, this isn’t what I had in mind

 

 

 

The team had a lot of explaining to do after the coach saw this photo

 

 

 

Tailgating was no longer a problem after Craig put up “the sign”

 

 

 

Customers had to be continually reassured, “Its not
about the chicken! Just focus on your eggs”

 

 

 

In this week’s show, “The unstoppable force meets the immovable object”
Place your bets. The ending will surprise you

 

 

 

Even though “Whiplash” was only one sixteenth ostrich on his dad’s side,
he had some quirky dirt-plunging tendencies

 

 

 

The long arm of the law has nothing over the huge grasping hands of God

 

 

 

 

Even though they tried hard, water buffalo racing just never made it as a rodeo sport

 

 

 

Robots just hate emotional times like these

 

 

 

Never fail! Its always the last hippo that causes the biggest problems

 

 

 

Ludberg, the giant, sometimes just had to dunk-the-player before she could
dunk the basketball

 

 

 

Such a pity. Most women didn’t even notice

 

 

 

Speed skaters with great follow-through often end up meeting
guys in the most unusual places

 

 

 

“Laughing dog” was quite the tourist attraction until “dimple cat” made his debut

 

 

 

Little Miss I-recycle-men didn’t even notice that Mr I-recycle-women was
applying ketchup to his food at the table next to her

 

 

 

The under-radar Skimmer Plane Academy was Canada’s largest military school
until a school of flying fish moved into the neighborhood

 

 

 

Never one to spend a lot of time planning his next move, Wilbur started to
regret his decision almost as soon as he left the ramp

 

 

 

Thank god it was a ball hitch