
No, I have to admit, they don’t often call me “stinkin’ cute”, but you got the first part right
It is your duty to honor the odd picture. We are still working on the Constitutional amendment, but for now, let’s just say that odd pictures bridge the gap between humanity and reality. Join us on this amazing photo journey.

Now where did I put my head? Oh, here it is!

It was Valentines Day, and Hurley was determined to make his feelings known

When the mafia was awarded the contract for building the new dike,
no one expected this would happen

In the ever-increasing battle between women wanting to draw attention
to themselves, we now have the ultimate attention-grabber shoes

Outfielders rarely have anything more to do than sign autographs

Toll booth operators know there is nothing they can do if tank drivers
decide not to pay, so scene like this are rare

“It all in the nose. Chicks dig the nose”

It became a common ritual to bow to the boy who never comes up for air

Yes the marriage needed saving, but for the life of her, she couldn’t
remember why they ever got married in the first place

Some ads speak to the hangover, others speak to the cure

After feasting for a day on sea cucumbers, Winston lost much of the cuddliness
that his owners loved

Yes, the mousetrap worked. But this little guy
was already plotting his revenge

He knew he looked ridiculous, but he had always dreamed of competing
in the big motocross race, and saving his weekly allowance was
not enough to buy a real motorcycle

They met through an online dating service, so the first date was
everything a lizard could imagine himself doing

The USB vacuum cleaner worked particularly well in cleaning up after
the USB chainsaw and USB flamethrower

Rodeos often make for strange bedfellows

It worked so well that he was actually thinking about renting out other
spots on his truck for hammocks

Marathons often presented unusual difficulties, but somehow
he had missed this one in the training manual
