Even though he was a heavy, heavy smoker, he became the poster child or the latest anti-smoking campaign

Straight from the inside of your mattress, in another dimension of reality, comes our top 10 photos. There is no real good way of describing this set other than to offer you a Bandaid or two if you accidentally cut yourself. (Pics)

 

 

 

 The Larson twins were always a hit at parties, but ended up being incredibly
lonely as women found their “Bert and Ernie” antics to be a real turn-off

 

 

 

Ralphie the Cat. Ever since was run over by a lawnmower and lost his 8th life,
he started acting a bit peculiar

 

 

 

If women designed Swiss Army Knives…. God help us all!

 

 

 

We think there must be a perfectly good explanation for this,
but damned if we know what it is

 

 

 

The great lizard tongue battle. It was a great competition
until the guy decided to use a scissors

 

 

 

In some countries, “picking up chicks” is a whole different kind of sport

 

 

 

The boot was creepy enough, but when we saw the eyes move
it took on an entirely new kind of freakishness

 

 

 

I wonder if there is anyone around here that knows how to fix trucks?
It would be helpful if they put up some kind of sign.

 

 

 

It looked like some sort of hairless cat, but when it started playing with itself
we began looking around for the Candid Camera crew

 

 

 

The “Ray Gun Store” has terrific new models this year. Some are even lethal.

 

 

 

Never fail, the guys always have to see if the
new Foosball girl is wearing underwear

 

 

 

To most people, it just looked like an oil refinery. But the history books in the
future began to refer to them as “the liquid black hole
that sucked the entire national economy dry”

 

 

 

Have you ever felt like you were the victim of bad advice?

 

 

 

Who ever said that scraping your butt clean with toilet paper was good enough?