In the movie version, the towel had to be added to conceal the impressive, but totally x-rated, shadow
We live in a world filled with some very odd people. However, it is exactly that, the odd, the ugly, and the weird that make up feel like we’re somehow better than the other guy. Well, in this case you probably are. Join us as we spend this week looking at those “other kind of people.”
Figuring a way out of this was only slightly less difficult than explaining how
they got here in the first place
Once again Paris Hilton was surprised to see she had
left her drapes open when she walked out of the shower
Gymnastics at the Olympics has an ugly side to it, but none
uglier than the legless chin crawler, Jimmy Woo
When they asked for a futuristic car, they failed to see the significance of a
rear-docking port for a ground-based vehicle
Mascot jobs for professional sports teams were rare, but Chinny felt sure he’d
find some kind of work soon
It was a simple mistake, but when the language translation came through,
Otis Redding was singing “…Sitting on the Block on the Bay”. And so it was…
The horn sounded beautiful, but the intensity of the instrument
caused Wilson to literally cough up a lung
It started as a rather tall statue. But in the end, the Lazy Buddha statue was
carved by some very lazy people
French people like to talk about their nuclear power industry, but they tend to
avoid mentioning the side effects
Even the French Minister of Nuclear Power refused to comment
Yes, they managed to get the log to their home, but after a few bumps,
Quasimodo’s unfortunate position at the rear, caused him to become a high soprano
For whatever reason, these three guys caused the whole building
to smell like burnt feathers
Bruce Willis will be starring in the new movie,
“Exorcist III”
Just because they crowned her “Queen of Greenwood Manor” doesn’t make up for
the seven times they tried to put her in the zoo
He kept scanning intently for terrorists on the horizon, but completely missed
the Satanic demon standing right behind him
Verbal abuse is seldom pretty, but this guy brought on a whole new kind of ugly
Ironically it was Captain Ahab that first brought up the notion of letting him go