What Was Presented When Santa Was Pulled Over After Hitting The Eggnog To Hard
What did you do the Christmas your child questioned the existence of Santa Claus?
Ate Santa’s plate of cookies? Dressed up as Kris Kringle? Dropped a white glove in the living room?
Didn’t work, did it?

What’s Next An Edible Jock Strap?  “Yuck!”
Nobody knows the truffles I’ve seen. ~ Anonymous
Many things are edible in the world as we know it today but clothing is one thing that has at least up to now not been considered as such. Apart from the expression, “I’ll eat my hat,” we never associate food with [...]

 
This Invention Takes Pet Loving To A Whole New Level Of Creepiness
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. ~Andy Rooney

Just Make Sure Not To Get Frost Bite In Your Thumbs
Now that winter’s coming, many of us are finding out about the downside of our fancy new touchscreen phones. Just answering an iPhone requires your bare finger on the screen, and that’s a problem if you’re all bundled up to fend off the cold weather. [...]

20 channel iGolf Neo
Today, if you want to find out how far you drove a golf ball, you don’t need to walk the course. Your friend indeed is a Global Positioning System, a GPS that’s been programmed to chart the very golf course you’re on.

 
Kira Mason, a victim of the London bombing attacks in July of 2005 has been fitted with a cyborg arm that fuses with her own skin and bone. The procedure has been called “a breakthrough.”

 
When it comes to intimate design, as in bathroom fixtures, some designers look like they’re trying too hard. For what, I’m not sure. But the Private Wellness Shower by Gessi of Italy is a classy design that caters to every water loving creature.

 
 SimCraft Race Simulator
There’s no shortage of amazing racing simulators that can give you a mind boggling visual and sonic experience, but most leave you firmly planted on terra firma in their bucket seat. A few do throw in a little motion to heighten the experience, but you still don’t get any real G forces.

 
Sony has been busy as usual. Apparently they’ve been working on a next-generation touch Walkman. Word is that it will feature 16 and 32GB of storage and be the new flagship music player at Sony. This will be the most advanced music, video and photo Walkman music player ever released by Sony to date.

Little Howie didn’t mind that he was part of a failed genetic experiment. He was determined
to get people to like him even if it took every fuzzy leg on his body
The photos this week tend to be geekier than normal. In fact, they come in around 7.8 on the “geekter scale”. To some that may [...]