The Rock Mouth People are a great novelty item. When you unzipped their mouths,
and its cold enough, the teeth will begin to chatter

This week is a bit silly because none of the planets are aligned, cosmic energy is totally out of phase, and none of the captions match the photos. But that never stopped us before. (Pics)

In football it was known as a facelift, but to the person it was happening to, it
felt like cosmetic surgery done by a team of thumb-less Egyptians

 

 

 

 The headless blue toad thing that showed up in their back yard was frightening
to look at, but tasted good in soup

 

 

 

   

Fredrick’s claustrophobia made many things in his life difficult, but riding the
train, other than a few bugs in his teeth, was no longer a problem

 

 

 

  

In panda school, the learning was slow. Frankly,
Wing Lu was just never cut out to be a slide-master

 

 

 

   

In the 1920’s, hair stylists and brain surgeons all used the same equipment

 

 

 

   

The stripes were an optical illusion. They served very little purpose other than
to confound motorists into slowing down to figure out what they were

 

 

 

   

 The lighting ceremony for President Obama’s Inauguration was dependent upon
some ancient wiring. The subprime loan on the building was now in good shape, but if
only they had thought of using stimulus money for repairing infrastructure earlier!

 

 

 

  

 The stew pot was already boiling, but somehow
the rest of dinner was just not cooperating

 

 

 

It would have been a great car if it hadn’t been for the fact that women
wouldn’t be caught dead riding in a car that looks like a jelly bean

 

 

 

   

Every once in a while Radiator Cat would lean over and meow something to
Refrigerator Cat, and occasionally they would hear
something meowed back from Bathtub Cat

 

 

 

Their marketing slogan: “An inconvenient ride for an inconvenient child”

 

 

 

As a cat, Friskers loved the story, but was always curious
as to what was on the next page

 

 

   

Once the genie in the bottle realized he could go high tech and charge for
his services, the world became a radically different place

 

 

 

   

 Even though Captain Wilbur was on a bender,
the bridge was in a far less bendable mood

 

 

 

   

His bikes were the laughing stock of the bicycle community until
Lance Armstrong ordered 27 of them

 

 

 

    

 After seven lonely years on earth, ET decided to marry a cat, and our ability to
make clear morale judgments suddenly took an odd left turn

 

 

 

    

Somehow the hidden entrance to the Bat Cave looked vastly
different in real life than in the movies

 

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