Snippy snip snip. OUCH!
ST. PAUL, Minn., Aug. 7 (UPI) — A Minnesota man has learned an important lesson: If you want your testicles removed, leave it to the professionals.

With an article like this you can see why their called cheese heads
GREEN BAY, Wis., March 21 (UPI) — The U.S. Cheese Championship Contest trophy has returned to Wisconsin after two years of going to other states.
The winner, selected Thursday at Lambeau Field in Green Bay, was a Parmesan produced in Antigo, Wis., the Milwaukee [...]

Crazy big boy toys that are actually legal. Me like big boom!
Drugs, artillery emplacements, napalm, prostitution – sometimes it seems like the best things in life are illegal. For some reason, the fascists who control this country don’t believe in your God given right to smoke meth and man a 155-millimeter Howitzer.
Luckily for us, there [...]

 
Cool idea even know only the super wealthy would ever experience it
Most of what lies under the world’s water remains a mystery, so it’s not surprising that mega wealthy individuals with an adventurous spirit have moved on from building crazy multi-million dollar yachts, to submarines.

Revealing Beer

It is the ultimate Aussie beer-lover’s fantasy: a bottle of brew with a woman on the label whose bikini disappears as fast as the drinker can consume its contents.
Three friends in Sydney have taken on the Australian beer market with a unique world first marketing concept for their new beer.
The label is Skinny Blonde, [...]

In the world of Simpson’s goodies, there about a bazillion things to choose from. Some work better than others and this one is a pretty funny functional object. Homer won’t let this Duff beer out of his sight!

Biodegradable packaging designed by University of the Arts graduate student, Andrew Millar 
Have you ever eaten at a fast food restaurant and noticed how much trash comes with your burger, drink and fries? University of the Arts graduate student, Andrew Millar has noticed the amount of trash and has designed an alternative eco-solution to this wasteful [...]

Artist’s conception shows a hypothetical twin Earth orbiting a Sun-like star.
Does a twin Earth exist somewhere in our galaxy? Astronomers are getting closer and closer to finding an Earth-sized planet in an Earth-like orbit. NASA’s Kepler spacecraft just launched to find such worlds. Once the search succeeds, the next questions driving research will be: Is [...]

Neural activity in the brain of a Parkinsonian rat before (top) and after (bottom) electrical stimulation is applied to its spinal cord.  
Delivering electrical stimulation to the spinal cord through tiny, platinum electrodes could ease the severe motor deficits of Parkinson’s disease as effectively as a much more intrusive procedure currently in clinical use, according to [...]

 
A robot named Cosmo has become six-year-old Kevin Fitzgerald’s unlikely ally in his uphill everyday battle with developmental difficulties.
At a strip mall clinic in suburban Maryland, Kevin is at the unlikely intersection of new efforts to treat symptoms of autism, cerebral palsy and other developmental disorders with robotics and computer work.