Determined to be the first retailer to sell absolutely everything, Wal-Mart is now selling babies

Sometimes a blizzard is only a figment of your imagination. And other times, the figment is only a blizzard of your imagination. Which ever the case may be, it all boils down to the figment. What the hell is a “figment” anyway? (Pics)

 

 

 Higher cigarette taxes are making it very tough for “cancer man” to survive

 

 

 

 Chicken feed was a poor compensation for the jealousy they were feeling

 

 

 

 The American Dental Society has been experimenting
with their new “don’t let your face rot” marketing campaign

 

 

 

 Sometimes it’s very easy to see why panda bears are on the verge of extinction

 

 

 

In a glitzy display of their massive number crunching ability, Microsoft is now
preparing the team to do battle with their arch enemy, Google

 

 

 

 Suicide among dogs is very rare, but for Howard,
this had been a particularly bad day

 

 

 

 When Peter designed his new truck, he had sincerely hoped it would be a formidable
“chick magnet”. Turns out it did attract women, but only the curious and odd ones

 

 

 

 

Rumors of there being a living half-turtle, half-dog animal
were largely discounted until this photo surfaced

 

 

 

 

A photo from the early years, when Batman’s sidekick was Robin the Elephant

 

 

 

 For the first time, members of the Interplanetary Society
were allowed to attend the G-20 Summit

 

 

 

 Some tongues give a whole new meaning to the idea of French Kissing

 

 

 

Angry after it burned through over $100 billion in stimulus money with nothing to show
for itself, President Obama ordered GM to be pressed into a cube
and set adrift off the coast of Maine

 

 

 

 Every Sunday special accommodations were made so prisoners could attend church

 

 

 

 After years of studying the device, it turned out to be an elaborate piece of
equipment for artificial insemination. Wow! And women actually believed this guy!

 

 

 

 ”Timmy the Tooth” always knew when it was his time to perform for the cameras

 

 

 

 The protests were all going fine until this guy showed up

 

 

 

 The term “riveting” was derived from the process of making rivets

 

 

 

 His fellow mountain goats called him “gecko feet” for his special clinging ability

 

 

 

 Much like the saying “is the glass half-full or half-empty, this tree became a city-wide
symbol for virginity, asking “is your daughter half-zipped or half-unzipped?”

 

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