Whenever there was a clown funeral, it was hard to decide whether to laugh or cry

We pulled out all of the stops on this weeks top 10 photo list. So, in the coded language we use to write this post, “pulling out all the stops” actually means you will no longer have the ability to stop yourself from reading this. The stops are gone. Period. So have fun reading it over and over again because you can’t stop. If it gets too bad, call me and I’ll put one of the stops back in. (Pics)

 

 

Are those pants made out of banana, or are you just happy to see me?

 

 

 

 

 95% intimidating, 98% heavy iron, but only 3% usable

 

 

 

 The bloody bulb incident started with a screaming woman’s voice
coming from inside the bulb. Turned out to be a female bulb
and that time of the month

 

 

 

 Scooting across the water it’s known as the “Australian Butt Slide”. But when he hits
land, it becomes known as the “Cheese Grader”

 

 

 

 The artwork “broken promises” was inspired by the art world’s lost
billions in funding because of Bernie Madoff

 

 

 

 Some weight loss programs are just hard to explain

 

 

 

Hmmm, this explains why some caviar tastes like crap

 

 

 

 

 There was an awkward silence when President Obama announced his plans for
bringing the war in Afghanistan to a close by sending in the Elite Fighting Rabbits

 

 

 

 Economic crisis leaving you in a state of weird naked panic?
Give yourself a hug. In fact, give yourself three hugs.

 

 

 

 Extreme pole dancing is all the rage in Buenos Aires

 

 

 

Attention hogs just see the world different than you and me

 

 

 

 In the end, it was far less about the mothballing of the airline industry, and far
more about the speed of the genetically engineered spiders

 

 

 

 Every time “Legends of the Mosh Pit” performed, large groups of chiropractors
formed outside waiting for the first cries of “help”

 

 

 

 Instead of turning left or right, this bus driver decided to turn “down”. What an idiot!

 

 

 

Do you ever feel like you’re being pulled in five different directions?

 

 

 

 After this incident, robots disguised as humans dressed up as robots
were forever banned from playgrounds

 

 

 

 Ironically, she doesn’t even remember her phone number

 

 

 

 ”Hey, you rock!”

 

 

 

 Winters were tough for the straw-headed broom people. But so was sitting.

 

 

 

 Once again Paris Hilton forgets to close her drapes when she takes a shower

 

 

 

 Every time Wendy went to the psychiatrist, he advised her to
“tap into her inner doll”. He usually said it right after taking a major bong hit

 

 

 

 Wow! Who would have thought that the invention of wearable X-rays
would actually catch on?

 

 

 

 The full body sweater was just her way of preventing relationships
from moving too fast, and it came in handy for robbing banks as well

 

 

 

 Australian rodeos were far more interesting when they
broke out the halfbreed kangaroo horses

 

 

As a kid, he was very defensive about people staring at his nipples.
As an adult, he became sensitive to people staring at his eyes.

 

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