
Seeking work as a character actor in Hollywood, Rat Man often resorted to his
gargoyle pose when auditioning for horror movies
Art is often created to tell a story, or give an impression, or somehow shift your brain into ponder-mode. However, odd photos combined with odd captions creates a far different illusion, an incongruous insulting of intelligences, a collision of the senses, a beat to a far away drummer. (Pics)
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The scupture in front of Audi Headquarters was intended to give the
illusion that flying cars were not that far off
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Psychologists refer to it a species-envy, a rare condition afflicting a small select group
of dogs seeking a species-change operation
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Some imaginary friends are more like real friends disguised as imaginary friends
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A well-disguised imaginary friend can bring loneliness to the lonely…
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…and to the paranoid, the feeling of constantly being stalked
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Texting hath been expressly forboden for the chain-mailer knights
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Tim Burton makes a lousey babysitter
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In the train industry they are know as the train barnacles. In the passenger
world, they are known as “seats on the invisible balcony”
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Beware of Food Ninjas. They are sneaky. So very, very sneaky
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Checking out your sunbathing neighbor’s wife through your gun scope
is an act easily misinterpreted
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Genetically engineered to be an attack-cat
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And we thought the paparazzi were bad in this country
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The Mona Lisa coffee masterpiece was assembled in just 14 minutes because
everyone was incredibly well caffinated
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For mathematicians, ladder size matters
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A simple phone for a simple guy
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Water. water everywhere and not a drop to drink… Well, except for at the pump
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Every zoo manager knows that the union contract for lions demands they
be given a smoke break every 45 minutes
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Steam Punk funerals are all the rage… well, maybe not
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Mr Hanky’s surly brown Mini Pooper
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Catching the train or catching the wave? An easy mistake
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Advertisers refer to it as “selling the tail”
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