Hey, knock it off with the legs! I’m the cute one!
Not all humor is funny to all people. Similarly, not all humor is funny to me. Therefore, I am the same as all people. Hmmm, great logic is the antithesis of great humor. But not all people are logical, so therefore logical people are the cruel antithesis of a humor cluster fest. Must be a genetic thing, but logically, it’s still not funny. (Pics)
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Is it me, or did the janitor totally misjudge the scope of the problem?
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Secret identities and family life make strange bedfellows
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The mental toughness needed to be an effective bear comes early as the
teen bears will soon be kicking the cuteness out of the little guys
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She was a cold and uncaring bitch, but that’s what dating is all about
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New rule! Keep the blind guy away from the sword cabinet
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Once Larry the Lumberjack took over the Crayola design department,
things changed radically
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Dog training or dog torture. You decide.
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I’ve never been a big fan of “that sort of thing,” so hell yeah!
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Hmmm, looks like an elephant skin, but
what exactly is the process for peeling an elephant?
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It was a constant inner struggle, but Max the Masochist always
seemed to be one step ahead of Ned the Normal Man
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Roscoe the Super-Dog made his living turning tricks. Err, I mean doing tricks.
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The gym’s new initiation ceremony included a very macho brain testing
ritual called the “head vice.” Too bad not everyone survived.
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Giant haystacks = fat cows = obese people.
Who would have guessed, but the answer to obesity lies in the hay
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Some people’s kids should not be allowed to own other people’s pets
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Once again he tried to pull the old disappearing act
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Royalty in the face of adversity, is still royalty
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Shopaholics are not easily deterred
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“Can I just have my own cage? This kid is bugging the hell out of me”
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X-Wing fighters are far more fun to fly than they are to land
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The Brick House Chili Factory was notorious for its five-alarm plumbing disasters
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No word on where her husband is, or the
other four people she’s having an affair with
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