There’s no rational reason why I should want an iREV. A real boat would be way faster and much more versatile. But the iREV is a floating picnic table with a grill. Now that’s cool.

On top of the low-fire charcoal grill and Kumbaya-friendly seating arrangement, there’s an optional 500 watt speaker system complete with satellite radio. I mean, if you’re going to pay $24,000 for a glorified bumper boat, it had better come with satellite radio!

Every bone in my body tells me I shouldn’t want one, but this picture really, really makes me want one…

Just look at how awesome that is! Get 10 of those on the same lake, slap some tires on the sides, and you’ve got a real party.

[Product Page via Uncrate]