Cows are both the cause and the victims of today’s obesity problem
Last week we started down a different path, but somehow we ended up on the path we were meant to be on anyway. So we’ve concluded that there are no different paths. Every “new” path is merely our destiny wrapped in new clothing, secretly disguised as something we decided to do. Free will is only free if you pay the toll, and even then, the toys you get in a box of Crackerjacks aren’t worth crap. (Pics)
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Hmmm, must have been from that wild bird orgy last month
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Once again the Farmers Almanac got it right. That’s impossible!
How did they know? Somehow they must control the weather.
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Like aliens from another planet, you know you’ve had a bad night when the
first thing you see is the Sniffer People coming in for a closer look
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In China’s Superman Training School, the flying was fun, but gravity was still a bitch
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Its pretty obvious that you’re praying for the wrong thing when you start attracting bullets
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Helicopter ballet was always the toughest part of flight school
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Once again the woman in 3B was grossly offended by the
elephant in 3A and demanded that he leave
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Even Hollywood’s toughest animals require their own security
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The Blue Ducky revolution is brewing and few even have a
clue as to what the world is about to wake up to next Thursday
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In the equestrian ranks it’s a move known as “doing a noser”
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Baby Amanda was tiny, but she had a heart the size of a TicTac
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Sinkholes are God’s way of saying, “don’t even think about wearing that toupee”
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With an evil glint in his eye, the newest superhero Sandwich Man
defended the less fortunate with nothing but toast. Wait, what?
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You know the world has gone sideways when the fish start biting on Natural Lite
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As an exercise it was fairly pointless, but the falling down part was fun to watch
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For some reason all the guys wanted to be friends
with the girl with the super long tongue
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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your butt. But there is
something terribly disturbing when you pick your friend’s butt
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That which you are seeking is often an illusion
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“If you didn’t want to eat your salad, you could have just said something!”
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Even at one week old, Baby Yoda began practicing with imaginary light sabers
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Some scientists spend their entire life on the receiving end of constipation
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