Politically Incorrect Balloon Boy Halloween Costume in Action.

I think we laughed for about 20 minutes when we came across this…

“Now you too can enjoy all the media attention you want with Plantraco’s Balloon Boy Hoax kit. A great flying saucer that is going to put a big smile on your face. Colorado flying saucers and hot air balloon hoaxes are famous these days, get on the bandwagon for trick-or-treat halloween fun and loads of laughs for everyone!

Just ring the doorbell and say “I’m supposed to be flying in there, but my dad said to stay in the box for the show!” – you are practically guaranteed to get double and triple halloween treats with this authentic and collectible Balloon Boy Flying Saucer Hoax trick costume!

Don’t forget the name tag!

 

WARNING: Do not leave this balloon unattended, some kid might crawl inside and fly away on you.

We suggest that you fill the balloon with helium gas and tie it down in your back yard. Tell the kids to jump inside the balloon gondola when you are not looking, leave some scissors nearby and let the fun begin! It’s only about 8 inches diameter, but yeah, a kid might fit in there right? The balloon has a few ounces of net lift, but yeah, it could probably lift a 6 year old, so get the phone number to CNN and MSNBC handy – just in case.

…and there is SO much more HERE