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Japan’s New Powdered Beer

August 23rd, 2009 at 6:08 pm » Comments (0)

Powdered Beer! What a brilliant idea! Or not!
David Ewalt: A lot of weird and wonderful stuff comes out of Japan. Kaiju. Crazygame shows.The tanuki. They make good beer, too — I’ll put a mass-market lager from Asahi or Kirin up against Budweiser or Miller any day. But I wasn’t quite so impressed when I [...]



Top 10 Photos of the Week

August 23rd, 2009 at 5:17 pm » Comments (0)

Animal celebrities just love being in the spotlight
It has indeed been a normal week. If fact, its been so normal that it borders on the abnormal. But a normal week for us here at the Impact Lab is far from what others consider normal. So maybe normal is a relative term. And I’m pretty sure [...]



Human Ingredients T-Shirt

August 21st, 2009 at 7:13 am » Comments (0)

Now that’s what we call body chemistry!

Truth in labeling — this t-shirt tells readers exactly what chemical elements they can expect to find inside.



Britain Publishes Even More UFO Files

August 17th, 2009 at 8:05 pm » Comments (0)

This article is for everyone who has their head in the clouds
The deputy commander of a US Air Force base in England was baffled by what he’d seen: bright, pulsing lights in the night sky.



Top 10 Photos of the Week

August 16th, 2009 at 9:34 am » Comments (0)

As the prophet foretold, the goat herders from the East will appear and
suddenly all of your tin cans will disappear
We are now dead center in the middle of photo season. Some think it is summer, others think it is vacation time, but more people dig out their cameras and start snapping more insanely ridiculous and boring [...]



Photobombing – “Enhancing” Your Pictures, One Click at a Time

August 14th, 2009 at 9:49 am » Comments (0)

 
Photobombing - the (often intoxicated) work of a dude, dudette (or animal) who sneaks their way stealthily into your photographs, completely marring what would have been another awesome picture of you and your friends holding up your beverages and smiling.
Although often photographed, their kind remains a mystery. Who is this random being? Where did they come from, and [...]



Dogs In Moscow Master The Subway System

August 13th, 2009 at 4:49 pm » Comments (0)

These dogs are on the move
Biology professor Andrew Poyarkov thinks that stray dogs in Moscow have learned to use the subway to get around the city.



Scary Horror Movie Shower Curtain And Bath Mat

August 11th, 2009 at 8:42 am » Comments (0)

You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights – a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now [...]



Ice T “Repairs” a Macbook

August 10th, 2009 at 7:28 am » Comments (0)

Forget the Genius Bar, one of the Internet’s favorite tweeters, Ice T, shows you how to fix a broken Macbook in his own special way.
 
 Make sure you check out the YouTube comments — which are a charming mix of racism and the infinite class between PC and Mac users.
(Non-violent Macbook repair video after jump…)



Top 10 Photos of the Week

August 9th, 2009 at 7:53 am » Comments (0)

Reaching for her head, she suddenly realized
she had forgotten to let her head sleep

Another week has passed and the number of truly exceptional photos has been increasing. Of course the way we rate photo quality is on a strange and bizarreness scale that few other mere mortals can comprehend. They have to be somewhat painfully [...]



Palin-Autographed 360 On Auction

August 6th, 2009 at 4:52 pm » Comments (0)

Making money this way..sheesh they must be desperate
An enterprising eBay user in the small Canadian town of Vimy, Alberta has a foolproof plan to get rich quick. Sell a videogame console autographed by Sarah Palin for $1.1 million.



Space Cheese

July 30th, 2009 at 7:47 pm » Comments (0)

When the camera was falling back to Earth do you think the guys were saying amongst themselves “Now thats a really high speed camera or maybe Say cheeeeese?”
A piece of cheese that went missing after being sent into space has been located – in High Wycombe.



The Next Stage of Evolution Has Begun

July 26th, 2009 at 12:11 pm » Comments (0)

Visitors to a UK safari park are being warned to look after their luggage, after a pack of baboons learnt how to open car rooftop boxes. (Pics)



Top 10 Photos of the Week

July 26th, 2009 at 8:09 am » Comments (0)

Seeking work as a character actor in Hollywood, Rat Man often resorted to his
gargoyle pose when auditioning for horror movies
Art is often created to tell a story, or give an impression, or somehow shift your brain into ponder-mode. However, odd photos combined with odd captions creates a far different illusion, an incongruous insulting of intelligences, [...]



Top 10 Photos of the Week

July 19th, 2009 at 11:08 am » Comments (0)

Vacuuming the lawn doesn’t seem quite so insane when she does it
It is the hours we spend laughing at ourselves that give us a sense as to why the whole world is also laughing at us. We can’t all be idiots. Well, maybe we can, but still, we can’t all be idiots. (Pics)



Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

July 15th, 2009 at 7:47 am » Comments (0)

Hurricane Season is a season like any other, just with more water and wood and fewer greeting cards.  However, there are some things about Hurricane Season that parallels the all consuming Christmas time. Here’s the top ten…
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven’t been used since last season (camping gear, [...]



Teen Falls Down Open Manhole While Texting

July 12th, 2009 at 9:52 am » Comments (2)

We all know that walking and texting is a tough combination — but a Staten Island teen learned the hard way when she fell into an uncovered sewer manhole while trying to send a message.
 



Top 10 Photos of the Week

July 12th, 2009 at 7:13 am » Comments (0)

Finger monkeys are one of the most requested animals in the pet industry.
If only they existed in real life.
It’s always difficult to tell where reality ends and make believe begins. Especially with the tools we have today for breathing artificial life into artificial photos.  So, if one of the photos below happens to insult your [...]



Evian Roller Babies

July 11th, 2009 at 2:49 pm » Comments (0)

So small yet already incredible!
Yes, it is a commercial for Evian Water, but a very funny and amazing one that will go down in the history books for its style and ingenuity. Second video after the jump.



The Pen Story

July 11th, 2009 at 2:40 pm » Comments (0)

Amazing stop motion video
This is the PEN Story, shot in stop motion. They shot 60,000 pictures, developed 9,600 prints and shot over 1,800 pictures again. No post production! Second video after the jump.



Photos of Unusual Larger Than Life Objects

July 8th, 2009 at 11:01 am » Comments (3)

A collection of unusual and creative giant objects from all over the world. (Pics)
 



Waterwalkerz Brings Out Your Inner Hamster

July 7th, 2009 at 7:48 am » Comments (0)

Get your balls wet and smash em together!

Waterwalkerz let you get in touch with your inner hamster and walk on water at the same time. Once inside the plastic inflatable ball you’ll be able to walk on water for up to 30 minutes before the air runs out, although you’re likely to run out of [...]



‘Viagra Coffee’ Seized in Malaysia

July 6th, 2009 at 7:56 am » Comments (0)

Surprise indeed!

A direct-selling company marketed a coffee mixture with a secret ingredient which guaranteed to “perk up” drinkers. The secret ingredient was sildenafil, more popularly known as Viagra.
Enforcement officers from the Health Ministry recently raided the direct-selling company in Gombak. A medical examination is required, along with a doctor’s recommendation, before men who are suffering [...]



Top 10 Photos of the Week

July 5th, 2009 at 6:26 am » Comments (0)

Once again the rock, paper, scissors tournament was about to turn into a bloody mess
When is comes to classic photos, this week’s selections include some of the latest additions the the classics. Naturally when I say classic, I’m referrring to something so off the wall and whacked-up-the-side-of-the-head-crazy-funny that it is destined to become one of [...]



Yearbook Photos Musician’s Hoped We Would Never See

July 3rd, 2009 at 12:03 pm » Comments (1)

Ryan Seacrest’s not a musician like the rest, but thanks to “American Idol” and his radio show, he is connected to the music industry.
 Take each yearbook photos as serious as life or death.
Because, more so than anything else that happens to you in high school, yearbook photos stay with you and have the potential to [...]