DON’T WORRY about losing contact with that new friend you’ve just made. Shoot him or her with the ID Sniper, made by Danish company Empire North.
The ID Sniper will implant a GPS microchip in your loved one’s body, and it will only feel like a bite from a very weak and feeble mosquito.

While you shoot the target of your insane desires, the rifle will take a high resolution picture of her or him, and store it on a memory card so you’ll never forget what she or he looked like.

And you’ll be able to keep track of your “loved one” using a satellite over the weeks to come.

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