A yellow labrador walked into a job referral agency and asked if they have any openings for him. Caught momentarily off guard, the receptionist, thought for a moment and asked the dog to leave his resume and call back in an hour.

The dog placed his resume on the counter and walked out.



As soon as the dog left, she called the Circus and asked if they could use a talking dog.



“Of course,” says the owner, “send him down.”



An hour later, the dog walked back into the agency and the receptionist excitedly says that she has a job for the dog in the
circus.



To which the dog replies, “What does the circus want with a
carpenter?”