If you have ever wanted to determine if the person on the other end of your phone call really loves you, now you’re in luck. Finally someone has invented a service that can do exactly that.
Nemesysco Entertainment has finalized the architecture that makes it possible to use their Love-Detector whenever you need, right from your cell phone. Using the Love-Detector Cell Service is as simple as dialing an access number, and your friend’s phone number right after… Once the conversation starts, all you need to do is have a NORMAL conversation. Speak about work, homework, movies or any other thing. You don’t need to ask direct questions like "Do you love me?" – that’s the beauty of our system.
During the call, their server will monitor the excitement levels and other related parameters your friend is demonstrating, and will calculate the "Love-Level" as detected in the conversation. Once the conversation has ended, the final report will be sent to your cellular phone using SMS or audio message! The final report is not only about the "Love-Level". It also includes other parameters, like "Concentration", "Embarrassment" and even "Anticipation". A typical final report can look like:
"Embarrassment level was very low. Your friend’s confidence is high and she/he was not embarrassed to speak with you at all. Your friend’s concentration level was HIGH during this conversation. Your friend pays attention to you, and was alerted to your reactions. Anticipation level is LOW – Your friend is not expecting anything surprising to happen.. Maybe due to the light way he/she takes the conversation with you…No High emotional level was detected throughout the conversation. It might be due to the timing or other circumstances, so don’t despair, please try again later!"….But may also be:
"Embarrassment level was ‘Normal’. Although your friend was embarrassed from time to time, this is only expected in long calls. Your friend’s concentration level was VERY HIGH during this conversation. Normally, this is a very good indication as it means that your friend is 100% with you during your call… If you can’t think of any reason why your friend will be angry during the call, this indication is very promising…! Anticipation level is HIGH – Your friend was expecting something to happen during this call… if other indications are negative, it might be that your friend was too busy to speak now, but if love level is high, maybe it is time for you POP THE QUESTION??? HIGH EMOTIONS WERE DETECTED THROUGHOUT THE CONVERSATION and this means, most likely, that LOVE IS DETECTED! – Our advise? Proceed with caution! Be polite, and try to make the move!
The Love Detector is also available for PCs and other handheld devices.