The young ladies are going to love this shredder pen that fits perfectly into Girl Tech’s Password Journal. There are so many secrets for the young fillies, and here’s a way to write them down and then shred them right up, Nixon-style. It’s downright therapeutic.

There’s also an FM radio inside with an attached earphone, so the snide little girls/women/bitches-in-
training can completely tune you out, you, like, non-listening, like, non-understanding parent, you know?