In the end, it all boils down to what your friends say about you and what they put on your tombstone. For some people, it isn’t easy to say anything nice. Here are ten epitaphs that indicate the life of a miserable failure:
1. She was my favorite narcoleptic
2. He loved his porn
3. Best smoker I ever knew
4. Had the world’s best looking feet
5. His farts could power a small village
6. Watching the Titanic gave her hope that there may be a frozen dead guy in her future
7. A truly great Amway salesman
8. A very gifted whiner
9. His rudeness was legendary
10. Even the dog wouldn’t sniff her underwear
