Why do people do it?  Why do they commit hara kiri on the streets with their incredibly bad fashion, begging for the stink-eye from all onlookers?

We can only guess what disease must be infecting their brains, but clearly the fashion police have not been doing their job. Complete Top 10 List after the jump.

 

Quick, call the liposuction hotline!  This is a travesty!

 

 

 

 

People can’t be this stupid!  This doesn’t even work as a costume!

 

 

 

Death by Mascara!  She obviously hasn’t read the
Whole Earth Whore Manual!

 

 

 

Gag me with a crow bar!  This can’t be happening!

 

 

 

This one will even make the French cringe!
Is there really not a law against this?

 

 

 

I clearly didn’t get the memo.  Is today “Jammy Day?”

 

 

 

Might as well wear a whale around her neck.
At least then we wouldn’t have to look at the rest  of her!

 

 

 

There is really no excuse for this!
I actually think this is a zoning violation!

 

 

 

It even hurts to think about this one.
Probably from a nursing home on Jupiter!

 

 

 

What the hell is with the black socks?  Arrrggghhh!

I hereby sentence you to death-by-weeny-roast!

 

 

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