Massage Your Ego As You Massage Your Scalp?

One day there will be creepy spider robots that crawl all over your body administering a full check-up, but until then you can experience a reasonably weird facsimile with the USB Head Massager. If you decide to add this gadget to your collection, just remember to tell your loved ones that you have not been taken over by a parasitic entity.

Powered via a connection with your PC or three double-A batteries, the makers claim the device will relax your mind, heart and balance your chi, all for just 2,480 yen ($23) here.

Via Thanko and Dvice