Even with a glass boat and crystal clear water, it was always the women who managed to get stuck!
Climb aboard, we are about to take you for a ride. A ride into the ridiculous side of life. Some say “don’t go there”. We tend to say, “Wow! That’s gonna leave a mark!” (Pics)
Going from a chain smoker to a chain sleeper, somehow he knew chains
would play a critical role in his life.
It started as a routine roller coaster ride, but once under the city, the ride was
straight out of the Twilight Zone, descending into a world where people actually
cared about each other, and banks would actually give you change for a dollar.
Some joked that it was strictly for “high rollers” but no one knew
the real reason behind this 8′ high ATM
Put on the brakes, put on the brakes, don’t want to go there, damn brakes
why don’t these brakes work, need more cowbell.
Writing his research paper on human gullibility, Jerry decided to do
a little field test. It was only after a car tried to mow him down
that he decided this was a bad idea.
Designed for the guys who liked to twist back and forth while peeing
there was an amazing amount that still made its way into the corner.
No one quite understood why they ever bothered to do a Braille version
of Playboy, but for Wilson, nothing ever felt so good
Sleeping on the subway was anything but comfortable, yet somehow
Derrick’s latest idea left him well rested when he got to his stop.
Udder Cream. Cow-licking good!
Moments like these caused Raymond to wonder what firefighting was
all about. But then his jock rash set in and he went back to swinging.
It was a cheap apartment, and she enjoyed the balcony. However,
she always knew that some day the train would arrive,
and then life would get messy.
For Wilbur, it was like breaking into Fort Knox.
Soooo much cheese and only one stomach.
No one quite understood the popularity of the Nico Breast Enlargement System
that was done in car trucks and turned your skin red, but women came form
all the surrounding counties to experience it.