I had no idea people still used handkerchiefs. I thought they were banned in the 90’s because it’s disgusting to carry a snot filled rag around with you all day. Apparently I was wrong. And apparently they’ve been upgraded to feature a pouch for your nose.
NosePouches are a modern miracle of nose-blowing technology and cost about $2 apiece. I don’t need one because I don’t blow my nose, it hurts my head. I usually just wipe it on my arm because I’m gross. That and I heard if you blow your nose too hard your arm explodes. True story — that photo I manipulated in Photoshop proves it.