Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact
Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin goes fishing with her bare hands

Sarah Palin is now the larger than life candidate running for Vice President of the United States. In all of our research we have uncovered the top 100 little known facts about this woman, some that even Sarah Palin doesn’t know about.  (Pics)

Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact

Sarah Palin sitting on the grizzly bear that she killed and skinned.
The crab is still alive and one of her pets
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s favorite game is “tiptoe through the bear traps.” Invariably the bear loses.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can believe its not butter.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once won a competitive eating contest by devouring three live caribou.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin tried out for the NFL but the players kept complaining that she played too rough.
  • Little Known Fact: Crop circles are Sarah Palin’s way of telling the world that sometimes wheat just needs to lay the hell down.
  • Little Known Fact: China once bordered the United States, until Sarah Palin told them to back off.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has actually made Donal Trump’s hair move.

Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact

Sarah Palin tells kids they need to get tougher, invites
them to spend a week with her at the North Pole
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once carved a perfect likeness of the Mona Lisa in a block of ice using only her teeth.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once dug an artesian well with a team of four beavers.
  • Little Known Fact: One time while sparring with a wolverine, Sarah Palin raised her fists and the wolverine proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
  • Little Known Fact: In spite of having five kids, Sara Palin still hasn’t lost her virginity.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the reason why Waldo is still hiding.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin owns a 4G iPhone.

Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact

Sarah Palin being recognized for saving passengers from plane crash.
She caught it before it touched down and threwg it into a soft snowbank
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the reason Santa Claus still exists.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can divide by zero.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is actually Keyser Söze.
  • Little Known Fact:Sarah Palin can slam a revolving door.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s house is actually a log home that she built herself. Some logs she cut with an axe, the other logs only wished she did.

 

Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact

  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin wears glasses lest her uncontrollable optic blasts slaughter everyone.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has dramatically increased Depends sales among scatalogically frightened Democrats.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin took the bridge to nowhere and made it go somewhere.
  • Little Known Fact: There are 327 words in the Eskimo language, Inuit, for Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin paid her way through school by hunting yeti pelts with a slingshot.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t worry about changing her clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Sarah tells it to.

 

Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact
Sara Palin dedicates the Alaska quarter with a
likeness of the bear she killed when she was only three
  • Little Known Fact: Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle didn’t account for Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows that Schrodinger’s cat has been dead for a long, long time.
  • Little Known Fact: A duck’s quack does not echo. Sarah Palin is the one responsible for this phenomenon.
  • Little Known Fact: It only takes Sarah Palin one lick to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once won a tractor pull without a tractor.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has become known as the human Rosetta Stone because she can read EBCDIC and EBITA and translate them into Government.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is Darth Vader’s father.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s other car is a Zamboni.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows how to unscramble an egg.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is not your father’s Oldsmobile.
  • Little Known Fact: I’ve got a fever and the only known prescription is more Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin: Little Known Fact

Sarah Palin tells reporters that she did indeed fly
Airforce One all alone to this event
  • Little Known Fact: John McCain asked Sarah Palin to be his Vice President because he believes she can find a cure for aging.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once rescued a sunken oil tanker by harnessing a team of seven humpback whales and dragging it to shore.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is well regarded in the mathematics community for her elegant proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has become known as the Moose Whisperer in Alaska because of her ability to talk moose down from suicide attempts on Mount McKinley.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin doesn’t believe in Luxembourg.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once diffused a nuclear warhead with nothing more than a harmonica and a tube of lip gloss.
  • Little Known Fact: Scientists in Alaska have recently concluded that, if nuclear war broke out, all that would remain would be cockroaches and Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin plans to import dirt and make Pluto a planet again.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s presence in the lower 48 means the Arctic ice cap can finally return.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s enemies are automatically added to the Endangered Species List
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is what Willis was talkin bout
  • Little Known Fact: Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves!
  • Little Known Fact: Northern Alaska is sunny half the year and dark half the year because Sarah Palin needed the reading light, then wanted a nap
  • Little Known Fact: In the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
  • Little Known Fact: Chuck Norris backs down from no man. He does back down from Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s hair is eight times stronger than steel.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows who was on the grassy knoll.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has a brother in England who works as a professional fish-slapper.
  • Little Known Fact: Helen Keller’s favorite color is Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin invented the flux capacitor.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the One who will bring balance to the Force.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin resurrected JFK to tell him he was no Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin has a magic lasso and invisible jet.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin told Wesley Snipes that he couldn’t jump.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is giving Dick Cheney shooting lessons.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin hasn’t visited all 57 states
  • Little Known Fact: As a new approach to nuclear fusion research, scientists are attempting to magnetically-contain Sarah Palin’s hotness. No luck yet.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and then line-item veto the pork.
  • Little Known Fact: As a way to improve the effectiveness of their drug, Pfizer is renaming Viagra ‘Sarah Palin’.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s pheromones are a controlled substance.
  • Little Known Fact: Stevie Wonder lost his sight when he stared at Sarah Palin a little too long.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin delivered her wedding vows in Klingon.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s ATV gets slightly over 4 moose/gallon.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin inadvertently kicked off Joan Rivers’s plastic surgery obsession by asking her why she “had the long face”.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin was the model for the Statue of Liberty.
  • Little Known Fact: There is no ‘ctrl’ button on Sarah Palin’s computer. She’s always in control.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can bench press a 1985 Cutlass Supreme.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin knows what’s in her wallet.
  • Little Known Fact: When Sarah Palin flutters her wings in Fairbanks, it sets off a typhoon in the Pacific.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the mirror universe version of Nancy Pelosi, minus the goatee.
  • Little Known Fact: Napoleon had a Sarah Palin complex.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin can eat 50 eggs.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin won’t say what her fetish is, but it involves Frito’s, a garden hose, and Martha Stewart.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin does a great Rich Little impersonation.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin CAN eat just one.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s favorite flavor is mint chocolate chip. Chuck Norris’s favorite flavor is Sarah Palin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin won Ben Stein’s money.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin is the unstoppable force and the immovable object combined.
  • Little Known Fact: Michael Phelps wore Sarah Palin’s swimsuit during the Olympics, even when he wasn’t swimming.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin’s dog speaks fluent Latin.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin already manages 37 countries, including Thailand, with a remote control.
  • Little Known Fact: Jack Bauer has Sarah Palin’s autograph on his pistol.
  • Little Known Fact: Every day, Sarah Palin gets dressed, clicks her heels and says, “There’s no place like Gnome”
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin inverts bear polarity for fun.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin once bit the head off a live Osprey snatched from the air as it tried to fly off with a fish she caught.
  • Little Known Fact: Sarah Palin poses more danger of creating world-destroying black holes than the Large Hadron Collidor.
  • Little Known Fact: When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

 

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