The Fightin’ 105th
A teletubby was being hunted by police yesterday after a nightclub punch-up.
Red Po is said to have bashed a 35-year-old IT worker, bruising his face.
The injured reveller spoke to the three other Teletubbies – Tinky Winky, Dipsy and Laa-Laa. But they denied knowing any Po at Streets club in Porthcawl, South Wales.
Manager Jackie Jackson said: “We often get people in fancy dress but the Teletubbies was a new one for us. The guy came up and said he had been hit by Po.”
Police are now studying CCTV and checking if fancy dress shops hired out suits based on the children’s TV characters.
Det Sgt Richard Jones said: “We are treating this seriously.”