It would have made a great purse except one of the legs kept twitching
A picture is worth a thousand words. But what if they’re the wrong thousand words? And what if they’re words in some foreign language that you can’t read? What if you take your pictures to the bank and your banker says your pictures are only worth 720 words this week? The exchange rate for words can be brutal at times. Maybe someone should propose a word bailout package! (Pics)
It all started with a great party a Hannibal Lecter’s home…
At the local pet store they were selling deer by the handful
Another masterful attempt to confuse future archeologists
To the casual museum visitor it looked like an elaborate piece of balloon
art. But when some small children started disappearing, along with one
yappy little dog, the museum started feeling like the “Little House of Horrors”
For Chester, all of those years of finger exercises were finally starting to pay off
Every morning Walter woke up to find that someone had dumped another
truck load of plastic bottles on him. This happened for 37 days straight.
Even at his hotel room in Washington, DC. What are the odds?
I’m going to wait here until someone brings me my food…
…I was talking to you
Once again Brad Pitt was surprised to find he had left his curtains open
when he was getting out of the shower. Four children died that day.
Waiting patiently for the rescue team, William suddenly had to pee.
Sarah’s new “climbing pants” invention worked exceptionally well. But she was
still afraid to wear them in public.
After eating 51 salmon eggs “Cool Hand Luke” was in serious pain
If only Paul Newman were still alive to see my performance
Do you ever get the feeling that you’re a square brain in a round world?
Or a cubical brain in a spherical world?
Moments before the attack on San Diego’s Sea World, the
flying dolphin squadron was seen preparing for battle
One again it was bungee season in Bridgeport
Whenever someone says Bolsheviks, the first thing that should come
to mind is ScotTissue Towels. Destined to become a brilliant
marketing strategy… or not.