Slice and quickly dice.

These sharp, quintuple bladed herb scissors make for fine, easy dicing, and would also make a superlative prop for a horror movie about an insane mohel who wants to forcibly convert the goyim and, what the heck, maybe he’s also a spooky ghost.

M. Night Shyamalan can direct, and at the end, the twist can be it was Zion all along, ooga booga! Only $9.99, which is competitive even against uni-bladed scissors.

RSVP Herb Scissors [Amazon via Gadget Grid]