The Perfect Bank For All The Geologist Out There Who Are Trying To Manage Money During The Christmas Season

Putting your money in a bank isn’t looking like the best idea these days, at least not a real one. What other kinds are there? Well, there’s the pig-shaped variety, though that’s probably a little too obvious. This Bunker bank, by Dino Salvatico, is slightly more stealthy: Made of cement and glass fiber, it looks like either a poorly made brick or the worst-tasting salt lick ever.

We especially like the Bunker’s durability. You really do have to bust this thing open with a hammer when you want to get at your cash. As such, it teaches an important lesson that those piggy banks with rubber stoppers don’t: Saving means sacrifice.