The War Powers Act never anticipated the alternative energy battles being waged
and certainly not the beating that wind power was taking
As we looked over some of the Top 10 Photos from the past year, we quickly realized that we’ve been tiptoeing carefully along the edge of the cliff that separates sanity from insanity, often times slipping and catching ourselves by grasping a dangling tree root filled with slimy albino spiders only microseconds before plunging into the the photo abyss of commonality. This week we may not be so lucky. (Pics)
It became know as the “apology bomb” even though it never made
any of the victims feel any better
It’s a well know fact that Santa has never come to Cleveland
Always careful not to reveal his secret identity, Scuba Dog could retrieve bones
in places where criminals never dreamed anyone could find them
As usual, once the stupid cop finished giving the
boat driver a ticket, traffic returned to normal
Tryouts had just begun for the Firefox Logo Mascot when they announced the winner
When they posted the ad for a dog sitter, they weren’t expecting this
The “Flying Feet” photo became world famous, but few people realized
that the diver was buck naked at the time
On the positive side, its a neighborhood with virtually no gang violence
The signs were clear. A civil war was brewing… in more ways than one
William the Invincible was indeed a prince, but he was enjoying the
weeding out process as lines formed every morning with new recruits
trying their hardest to kiss their way into royalty
Some people thought it was a sign. Others were convinced it was just a scribbley
light pattern in the middle of a parking garage
Modern day savages travel great distances to plan their attacks
While some thought they saw the face of Christ in the icicle, others were pretty
sure it was just one of the Muppets
When these guys showed up, everyone instinctively knew
the party was over
Snowmen are only afraid of two things, and this
certainly wasn’t a dog trying to pee on him
It was the hot barbecue sauce in Kansas City that made his plane smokin’ hot
every time he attempted a low flyover
Each time he leaned over to kiss her, he never
knew for sure what part he’d be kissing
Howard swore that he wasn’t addicted to the games he was playing, as he
reached over with his left foot to manage a fifth controller
for one of eight separate games he was playing at the time
Norwegian Folk Art does a lot to explain why
most of them have an insane fear of slivers
2 “Top 10 Photos of the Week”