Crazy Signs

Just when you thought the colonoscopy couldn’t get any more intrusive…

Every day we are faced with signs that tell us what to do and what not to do. However, there are some signs that tell us something else. We don’t know exactly what, but something else. (Pics)

 

 

Crazy Signs

Must be part of the new Governor of Illinois IQ Test

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Thanks for reminding me. I’ve been having trouble with my depth.

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Turning the dial from “complete annihilation” to “incinerate” to “pull their teeth out”
to “wedgie” to “vibrate”. Oh there it is!

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Must have been a big problem until they put the sign up

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Wow! Just when I started liking vague malaise on
my pastrami and rye…

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Finally, a road that will teach you a lesson

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

 As seen on the road to the New Hampshire School of Clowns

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Internal signage at a fat farm

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

“…and may you have a good day of suffering as well,”

said the masochist.

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

The quest for meaning only happens when you see a sign

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Must be a sign for a jewelry shop?
(The dripping blood is a nice touch)

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Most extreme sports got started because there was a sign

 

 

 

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Finally, a store that will admit that they are having a meaningless sale

 

 

 

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I’ve been looking everywhere for a store that will teach me how
to sing harmony with my knee! Perhaps I’m not so different after all!

 

 

 

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But I thought God only drank orange juice

 

 

 

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Hmmm, fighting over “dead end authority.” Could there possibly be a more poignant cause?

 

 

 

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Hey, leave my pets out of this…

 

 

 

Crazy Signs

Nothing says signage like some well placed rivets

 

 

 

 

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