Who do I have to kill to get this damn bunny suit off of me?
Animal photos are far less about the animals, and far more about what’s going on insider the head of the photographer. (Pics)
Most vets refer to this as a dog enima
Faster than a speeding bullet… kinda looks like one too
Hmmm, do I use the computer cat or the computer mouse?
Most women just refer to me as an old hound dog
Well, now that I’ve finished growing my head,
I can’t wait for the rest of my body to come in
Houdini Bear strikes again
Living in Hollywood is tough. Everyone is sooooooo fashion conscious
Its a well-know fact that inbreeding is what
causes people to become hockey players
Becoming a Certified Rodent is much harder than it looks
Clearly this was a computer that was into the ultra-kinky stuff
For some dogs, Lassie is their hero. But for Lady Amadeus,
she was a hard core Mozart bitch all the way
The trick was to sneak up on the cows and milk them without being noticed
The slime green lip highlighter wasn’t exactly the look that Gloria was going for
To the other banana plantation owners, he was just Farmer Bob.
But he never seemed to have any bananas left to sell
Nifty invention – The automated toothpaste squeezer
Yes, I would have to say that giving your rino a gift card
to Victoria Secrets is a bad idea