In one of the century’s biggest scandals, Tom Cruise was caught
having an affair with a woman who looked vaguely familiar
Our goal was never to cause you to wet your pants laughing. Well yes, maybe we were going for a few drops, but never a full-scale wetting. Since we have already given up on the letters “L”, “M”, “N”, and “O”, this week we will focus on the letter “Pee”.
A mere 6 hours after the paint dried on Winston’s barn the Aliens arrived,
demanding that he remove the sign according to the “no anti-alien signage”
clause he signed when he bought the barn. Bummer!
Some accidents defy explanation, but, as usual, the City Council passed a new
law which prohibits front-end loaders from falling on cars
The creepy pie-guy was hard at work every Sunday making women and
small children feel very uncomfortable about their pasteries
In the fashion world, they became known as the Stallion Stalkers
It wasn’t clear why he was shooting for the culvert,
but this time there would be no do-overs
Best we can figure, the guy sitting in the center just wouldn’t leave,
so they decided to build around him
The helmet made him look official, but he wasn’t crazy about them
shooting at him to watch him run
No one knew what triggered it, but over night
the sign wars had turned vicious
Geek training camps are starting to attract some incredibly young students,
but this little fella finally reached overload and had to take a break
Ninety percent of all cats sleeping on a Peugeot tire
survive less than one rotation
When she applied for the job of being a human snowflake,
somehow she thought it would be different than this
Twenty seconds later when the train arrived, the “stuck” part no longer mattered
Getting his arm reattached after a train hit his limo was painful enough,
but drawing attention to it with a tattoo caused an entirely different kind of pain
The “elephant crossing” sign was clear and unmistakable. But the
“elephant attack” sign was not one they had anticipated
Being the parent of a crash-test dummy was a constant exercise in tough love
Shortly after they repealed the laws of gravity
It was a hot afternoon on the West Side and clearly Herbie-the-Elder needed a drink
Yes, Mary had a little lamb, but teaching him to swim in a tank of piranhas
was not exactly one of Mary’s better moves
Perverts are discovering ingenious new ways to lure unsuspecting kids
into their dastardly clutches
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