Top 10 Photos of the Week

The mother trucker has been careful not to let any of her baby car-lings go hungry,
even though some of the car-lings had to pay dearly through their nose-lings

During the cold winter months we often long for summer. But around here, we long for odd things that happen for no reason, serve no purpose, and put wombat dropping in the purses of little old ladies. Need we say more? (Pics)

 

 

Top 10 Photos of the Week

When Charlie first began doing extreme rodeo, the neighbors thought he
was crazy. However, after severely injuring his 27th horse,
he finally came to the same conclusion

 

 

 

 

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 Many of the roughest flights on Goose Airways can be attributed to its
constant flapping-of-the-wings problem

 

 

 

 

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 The Jenny Craig weight-loss-mirror worked even better than expected
as few of the residents could even keep a scrap of food down

 

 

 

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 Leaving for vacation and just telling the painters to “get creative” was,
well, a big mistake. Huge!

 

 

 

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 Yes, the market for mechanical ducks was indeed small with very little customer loyalty
but Steve felt certain that he had finally found his niche

 

 

 

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 Dancing with the octopus was fun until she started getting frisky and tried to mate

 

 

 

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 After his 3rd DUI, Bobby had no choice but to resort to a different kind of vehicle

 

 

 

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 As a friend he was kinda creepy, but when it came to girls, he was
always attracted to the gnarly ones with implants and extra parts

 

 

 

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Even though the bottle said “Caution – Super Lubricant” on its side, no one
had a clue that it would work this well

 

 

 

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The Tarantula Bats of Kentucky were easily kept at bay with a few handfuls of
moonshine marshmallows and gently scratching their tummies

 

 

 

 

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 Before becoming President, Obama worked a short time doing
circus sideshow acts in Washington

 

 

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 It wasn’t so much a test of math skills or even logic skills, but simply a test of the
perverse reasoning skills to determine why shoppers get excited over colorful signs

 

 

 

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In an incredibly weird twist of fate, the asphalt had been mixed with quick sand
and a total of 42 vehicles disappeared before they found the problem

 

 

 

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 As many suspected, the dry cleaner for cars never caught on

 

 

 

 

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 Wow! I can’t believe the nerve they have in calling this cat food

 

 

 

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It looked like a bumper crop for umbrellas this year. However the market for
gold umbrellas was at an all-time low with the Packers doing so poorly

 

 

 

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All of the tribe’s radical cures for infertility could have been avoided if only
they had known to use their “other pickle” during sex

 

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