Nothing quite says “Wake the hell up!” in the morning like a cold sledgehammer to the head
Its been an unusual week with unusual thinking floating past my desk. Thanks for all the submissions, and thanks for making me feel absurdly normal for living outside of the photos that grace these pages.
The 17 year old inventors of the skateboard car were always a few fries short of
a Happy Meal, but that never stopped their friends from
turning it into the latest new extreme sport.
Although there were no official records, ant suicides began happening with ever
greater frequency once low cholesterol diets became fashionable
Because of the recent cutbacks in the Russian Military, scientists
have developed slow moving walking bombs to save on jet fuel
The big blue brain was an ominous presence hovering above the city.
Well, until the day the hypnotist showed up
and made it think it was a chicken
Every aspiring young artist needs their own personal “scribble buddy”
Wilbur’s first solo effort in crop circle school was
almost certainly going to get him kicked out
When going to college to study Recoil 101, the eye is always the first thing to go
When the Jeep invasion begins, can the
beer keg invasion be far behind?
Long gloomy winters take their toll on even the best of us
The Octomom’s sister has a similar problem, only with dogs
When she bought the car, the dealer described it as a “Flintstone’s Hybrid”
but it wasn’t exactly what she was expecting
Before the Alien Vs Predator script was finished, the two played a sudden-death
chess match to decide who would come out on top in the movie
He was living in his quaint little pod house for 20 years before the
building owners realized there was someone living on the roof
Witch fights always have a certain degree of goofiness to them
Canal’s logo on the side of the van drew lots of attention,
but for all the wrong reasons
…because some countries apparently have a
perverted way of thinking about their trains