Now I know you will either get locked in a school locker or shoved into a trash can for wearing this geeky item

If you want to send your child off to school with all possible advantages, setting them up for a lifetime of success and well-balanced friendship, you really should avoid this R2-D2 backpack. Because really, no matter how much you or your kid loves Star Wars, there is just no way this won’t get your kid beat up.

It’s just one of those cruel facts of life. You’ve got to keep your nerdy passions hidden away, at least at such a tender young age, or you run the risk of getting them beaten out of you.