Reaching for her head 584

Reaching for her head, she suddenly realized
she had forgotten to let her head sleep

Another week has passed and the number of truly exceptional photos has been increasing. Of course the way we rate photo quality is on a strange and bizarreness scale that few other mere mortals can comprehend. They have to be somewhat painfully non-intellectual and if they cause reoccurring nightmares, so much the better. (Pics)

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Skiing Accident 690

Trying to maintain his image as a tough little kitty, Winston asked for the
pink bandages so he’d have to defend his manhood again and again

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A lesson of the hands 095

The ceremonial “reading of the palms” never reveals much in the way of true insights

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Egyptian Watermelon 755

The only bad part about eating an Egyptian watermelon
is having to spit out all the little Pharaohs

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Sneaky Illegals 580

Crossing borders today has become an exercise in extreme sneakiness

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Mini Darth Vader 586In an attempt to portray the “softer side” of Darth Vader and sell more action figures,
Mattel has added Mini Vader to their lineup. No word yet on Mini Hans or Mini Leia

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Ant Wars 685

Giant ant or tiny helicopter? Either way, the military has no
planning scenarios for this type of battle

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Extreme Anti-Terrorist Unit 594

Homeland Security’s new Cirque du Soleil anti-terrorism unit

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Farmers in Space 583

When the South Dakota Corn Palace team showed up for the protest at Comcast
headquarters, they brought a whole new level of creativity to
make their point about “bad service”

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Guinie Pig Spa 096

After the new G-Force movie, guinea pig spas have become the latest craze

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Crazy Truck 840

Russian insurance companies often used the infamous “huff and puff and blow your
house down” machine to test a house’s insurability

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Skiing Pyramid 584

Usually the biggest problems happens when one of the guys on the bottom has an itch

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Atomic Energy Lab 860

Have you ever considered that our current energy shortages may stem
from our ban on nuclear energy toys like this one?

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Alien Dog toy 694

Without nuclear energy toys we have lost our ability to create green-eyed dogs

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Heavier than she looks 495

…and we have lost our ability to melt fences when we sit on them

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Ice Circles 511

Without nuclear energy toys, we no longer see symbolic crop circles in the ice…

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Nightmare Art 609

… or cross breeding faux pas coming out of the taxidermy shops

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Underground Hypnosis 865

Underground Hypnosis Here

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Sea Tiger 874

Sea tigers have neither gills nor blowholes. But what they lack in aquatic attributes
they more than make up for with style points

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Contortionist Bugs 583

In the dragonfly world, this is an extreme x-rated photo that appeals
only to the lewd and kinky contortionist underground

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Austin 678

After this ad, Cloning Laboratories new “Austin” model was a
run-away-and-sleep-with-someone best seller

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