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You are sound asleep when suddenly a piercing noise jolts you out of bed. You slowly slink to the bathroom and flip on the lights. Your eyes are assaulted with the goriest of sights – a shower curtain smeared with bloody hand prints and a bath mat stained with bloody footprints. Your heart is now racing; there’s no way you’re going back to sleep now. Which is perfect because the piercing noise was your alarm clock, the gory sight was your new Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat, you’re now fully awake, and it’s time to get ready for work. (Pics)

Of course the Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat are completely practical – you can use them to keep the water in your shower and rub your toesies on when you are done. But that’s not why you want them. You want them for the thrill, for the little jolt down your spine every time you turn on the lights. But even that’s not the real reason you want them. You want a Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat so that your mom will just shake her head and wonder what she did wrong when she sees them on her next visit. And if she doesn’t – if she doesn’t think anything is wrong and just goes to clean up the “blood” on your Horror Movie Shower Curtain & Bath Mat as if she’s done it before – well then that’s really scary.


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Horror Movie Shower Curtain and Bath Mat

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Because sometimes it’s just scary having to wake up in the mornings. Try it with a “blood stained” shower curtain or bath mat.
Choose from:
Shower Curtain
100% polyester
Includes a full set of shower curtain hooks.
approx. 71″ x 71″
Bath Mat
Acrylic fluffy fibers (rubber bottom)
approx. 27.5″ x 19.5″ x 0.5″


Via ThinkGeek